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Ginsburg's Law:
	At the precise moment you take off your shoe in a shoe store, your
big toe will pop out of your sock to see what's going on.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.