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... Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you
with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.  Holiday
shoppers have been whipped into a frenzy by months of holiday
advertisements, and they will buy anything small enough to stuff into a
shopping bag.  If your children object to being tied, threaten to take
them to see Santa Claus; that ought to shut them up.
		-- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"

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Here's My Xmas Bang
Chris Walsh my 1st musical collaborator, gave me this single for Christmas during my 1st year at La Salle - I was a mere sproggling, enduring a Slade & T.Rex fannage - well I was 12 years old.


A Nice Lady
talked to me today about Abraham... More so about the "Angel" in the flesh that sojourned with him. I was lost for a complete registry of answers. She idealized that the person was the Creator Son, I knew it wasn't. And I have read it was MACHIVENTA MELCHIZEDEK

Wu Shu-chen needs to walk around.....
"Her blood pressure is likely to fall suddenly if she stays seated for long periods."

Take The Skinheads Bowling....



He Died Today
President Saparmurat Niyazov -Turkmenistan's authoritarian president dies at 66

And not long after putting him in my plog


Ali G Talks....
To Religious Experts


And To A Drug Expert



Zip Up That
FLY

BUCKAROO BANZAI
Moving Through Matter

I Bet It Tastes Great
But talk about cardiac arrest

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Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.