Plog PBrain More Peas Less Brains

She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could
have poured on a waffle ...

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.