Plog PBrain Less Peas More Brains Ugh!

I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE
and WHEAT THINS ...

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.