Plog PBrain Less Peas More Brains Ugh!

"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.