Plog PBrain Time To Waste Cool & Strange Statues

I went to the race track once and bet on a horse that was so good that
it took seven others to beat him!

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.