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Q:	What do you call a million cats at the bottom of Lake Michigan?
A:	A good start.
"What's that Mrs. Cutout?"
It's a piston engine.........
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Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.