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Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
		-- J.R.R. Tolkien

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

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