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Insanity is the final defense.  It's hard to get a refund when
the salesman is sniffing your crotch and baying at the moon.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.