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Charlie was a chemist,
But Charlie is no more.
What Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.