Plog PBrain Time To Waste Meep to Joy

Children seldom misquote you.  In fact, they usually
repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.