Plog PBrain Time To Waste Meep to Joy

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't,
and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.