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Bass Drum Stomper
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being
done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Local blues guitar player Lucky Lanard showed me his "drum kit" comprising a snare (just a textured head skin with a snare trap played with brushes) a tambourine on the left foot and this puppy under the right foot...
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Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.
My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.