Plog PBrain Time To Waste TV News Anchors During Commercial Break

One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan
is that there never was a plan in the first place.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.