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PBrain Less Peas More Brains RIP
Seems like this guy wanders into a rural outfitting store in Alaska,
and starts talking to a rather grizzled old man sitting by the cash
register.
"Hear ya got a lotta' bears 'round here?"
"Yeah, you could say that," answers the old man.
"GRIZZLIES?!?!"
"A few."
"Got any bear bells?"
"What's that?"
"You know, them little dingle-bells ya put on yer backpack so
bears know yer there so's they can run away ... I'll take one fer black
bears, and one fer them grizzlies. Say, how do you know yer in grizzly
country, anyhow?"
"Look fer scatt. Grizzly scatt's different from black bear scatt."
"Well now, what's IN grizzly scatt that's different?"
"Bear bells."
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As I laid my breakfast out onto the plate the bacon rashers paired as angel wings, and my toast had an uncanny image of a fallen pop star, with egg yolk runny.
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Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.
My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.
