Plog PBrain Time To Waste Its Good For You

Q:	What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?
A:	Six sick Sikhs (sic).

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.