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Spouse, n.:
	Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.