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The most winning woman I ever knew was hanged for poisoning three little
children for their insurance money.
		-- Sherlock Holmes

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.