Plog PBrain Less Peas More Brains Perpetuum Jazzile - Rain, Africa

Gee, I feel kind of LIGHT in the head now, knowing I can't make my
satellite dish PAYMENTS!

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.