Plog PBrain Less Peas More Brains Classic - Right there!

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would
have made them cute and furry. 
		-- Dave Barry

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.