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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child --
if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
		-- W.C. Fields

A Worse Scenario
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Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.