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Slick's Three Laws of the Universe:
	(1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad
	    check.
	(2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
	(3) There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is
	    attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is
	    attracted to dark objects.

Willie Ross - The Greatest Drunk

Am goin'ter bed!


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Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.