Plog PBrain Less Peas More Brains Heh

I think your opinions are reasonable,
except for the one about my mental instability.
		-- Psychology Professor, Farifield University

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.