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		        Has your family tried 'em?


		 Heavens, they're tasty and expeditious!

	   They're made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the
	   strength to get up and do what needs to be done.


	Buy them ready-made in the big blue box with the picture of the
	biscuit on the front, or in the brown bag with the dark stains
			 that indicate freshness.

Football Spam
Massive spam spike in the mail server logs from Latin American countries since the world cup began.


cp /dev/null football_fan_laptops

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