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Schlattwhapper, n.:
	The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down,
hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

I know it's DM, but this is a cruel kitty story
RSPCA DESTROYS 16 YR OLD FAMILY KITTY

Yes they can walk into your home and remove your pet cobra


The web helps you collect that which has already been collected.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.