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Q:  How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:  One and a half.

Got Anesthesia?
What About Your Friends? - Do you have a really interesting job?

The web helps you collect that which has already been collected.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.