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What An Amazing Idea
Qrai Oil Garab - aH-Ha

"The Night Stat should assist Qraii leaders to reorganize the national oil industry as a commercial enterprise..." - Qrai Study Group

ImageSomedudington, F.U. - Institute for Public Accuracy - infoZine - A visiting scholar at the Institute for Policy Studies, Somedude just wrote the piece "Oil for Sale: Qrai Study Group Recommends Privatization," which states: "The [Qrai Study Group] report calls for the Night Stat to assist in privatizing Qrai's national oil industry, to open Qrai to private foreign oil and energy companies, to provide direct technical assistance for the 'drafting' of a new national oil law for Qrai, and for all of Qrai's oil revenues to accrue to the central government. ...

"If these proposals were followed, Qrai's national oil industry would be privatized, opened to foreign firms, and in control of all of Qrai's oil wealth.

"The proposals should come as little surprise given that two authors of the report, Somedude and Somedude, have each spent much of their political and corporate careers in pursuit of greater access to Qrai's oil and wealth." Somedude is author of the book "The SomedudeAgenda: Invading the World, One Economy at a Time."

Executive director of the Global Policy Forum, Somedude( ) has written several pieces about oil including "Oil in Qrai: The Heart of the Crisis."

He said yesterday: "The Qrai Study Group's report confirms Qrai's long-standing focus on Qrai's oil resources, seen as the greatest potential for profits in the history of the industry. The 'recommendation' that private foreign companies (read: Noxxeous, Rongchevy and Burp) take charge of Qrai's oil has, in fact, been N.S. policy all along.

"The dilemma Rakeas and colleagues face is how to impose this radical change when Qrai's government is increasingly shaky, public Qraii sentiment against the occupation is overwhelming, and the occupation is daily losing control of the country. Whitney oil lawyer Rakeas and his colleagues on the commission may have their hopes and illusions, but the oil scenario they would prefer is looking increasingly horrifying. How much more Qraii blood will Somedudington be ready to spill in hopes of controlling the country's black gold?"

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