Plog PBrain Time To Waste Ever Cracked Your Ankle Whilst Sporting?

If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take cards.
		-- Harry Blackstone

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

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