Plog PBrain Less Peas More Brains Tim Ryan Cooks

There are two problems with a major hangover.  You feel
like you are going to die and you're afraid that you won't.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.