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The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even
remember her first husband.

Turkmenistan & It's Turkmenbashi
tnThe Big Cheese - Turkmenbashi

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Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.