Plog PBrain Time To Waste The Real Addams Family

It's hard to outrun dead people because they don't have to breathe.
		-- Hokey, describing "Night of the Living Dead"

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.