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Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have
only recaptured 116 of them?

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.