Plog PBrain Less Peas More Brains McMutants

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for
fun.  Money's just the way we keep score.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.