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There are three rules for writing a novel.
Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
		-- Maugham

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.