THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #5: VALGOL
From its modest beginnings in Southern California's San Fernando Valley,
VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the industry.

Here is a sample program:
	LIKE, Y*KNOW(I MEAN)START
	IF PIZZA = LIKE BITCHEN AND GUY = LIKE TUBULAR AND
	   VALLEY GIRL = LIKE GRODY**MAX(FERSURE)**2 THEN
		FOR I = LIKE 1 TO OH*MAYBE 100
			DO*WAH - (DITTY**2)
			BARF(I)=TOTALLY GROSS(OUT)
		SURE
	LIKE BAG THIS PROGRAM
	REALLY
	LIKE TOTALLY (Y*KNOW)
	IM*SURE
	GOTO THE MALL

When the user makes a syntax error, the interpreter displays the message:

	GAG ME WITH A SPOON!!