Plog PBrain Time To Waste

Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that
is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges
on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
		-- Mark Twain

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.