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	Love's Drug

My love is like an iron wand 
	That conks me on the head,
My love is like the valium 
	That I take before my bed,
My love is like the pint of scotch 
	That I drink when I be dry;
And I shall love thee still, my dear,
	Until my wife is wise.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.