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Life is like bein' on a mule team.  Unless you're
the lead mule, all the scenery looks about the same.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.