Plog PBrain More Peas Less Brains

Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to
school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a
person a car.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.