McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom: If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95. | |||||
More Peas Less Brains
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Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.
My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.
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