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I GUESS WE WERE ALL GUILTY, in a way. We shot him, we skinned him, and
we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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People in bullet-proof glass houses shouldn't be in them.
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The web helps you collect that which has already been collected.
Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.
My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.