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The seven eyes of Ningauble the Wizard floated back to his hood as he
reported to Fafhrd: "I have seen much, yet cannot explain all.  The Gray
Mouser is exactly twenty-five feet below the deepest cellar in the palace
of Gilpkerio Kistomerces.  Even though twenty-four parts in twenty-five of
him are dead, he is alive.
	Now about Lankhmar.  She's been invaded, her walls breached
everywhere and desperate fighting is going on in the streets, by a fierce
host which out-numbers Lankhamar's inhabitants by fifty to one -- and
equipped with all modern weapons.  Yet you can save the city."
	"How?" demanded Fafhrd.
	Ningauble shrugged.  "You're a hero.  You should know."
		-- Fritz Leiber, "The Swords of Lankhmar"

Space The Final Frontier
Yes lets make a mess of that too eh?

According to Federal and private aerospace experts (and Times), the junk we’ve been rocketing into orbit around the Earth since the space age began may be reaching a critical mass, greatly increasing chances that a speeding piece of debris will “smash a large spacecraft into hundreds of pieces and start a chain reaction, a slow cascade of collisions that would expand for centuries, spreading chaos through the heavens.”

What kind of debris? Not just dead satellites of old and rocket boosters from long-ago launches, but a growing cloud of bits and pieces left over from years of Soviet and U.S. anti-satellite weapons testing from 1968 to 1986. (Recently, China got into the act, blowing one of its old satellites into at least 647 detectable pieces, and sparking an international diplomatic crisis.) Click here for a scary full-motion version of the graphic above, which is a representation of all currently trackable items in orbit around Earth.

If nothing is done, a kind of orbital crisis might ensue that is known as the Kessler Syndrome, after a former NASA official who hypothesized the scenario — a staple of science fiction — in which the space around Earth becomes so riddled with junk that launchings are almost impossible. Vehicles that entered space would quickly be destroyed. Is there a solution — some cosmic vacuum that could wipe the space around Earth clean and allow us a fresh start? Not quite. Proposals include “robots that install rocket engines to send dead spacecraft careering back into the atmosphere, or ground-based lasers that could be used to zap debris.” (Both sound prohibitively expensive, and a little silly. And do we really want millions of tons of space junk raining down on us, anyway?)

Via Mental_Floss


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