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Satire is what closes Saturday night.
		-- George Kaufman
Water, Water, Everywhere
And Bottled To Drink
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Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

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