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Here's something to think about:  How come you never see a headline like
`Psychic Wins Lottery.'
		-- Jay Leno

In Case Of Emergency
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Read these signs and don't forget to check the government site now and then for important updates. I would personally consider utilizing a weapon of sorts.

The web helps you collect that which has already been collected.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.