PBrain
More Peas Less Brains
The Royal Tit
Genius, n.: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright". | |||
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Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.
My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.
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