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Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls ... if thou art in the
bathtub, it tolls for thee.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.