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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that
you will look forward to the trip.


Headbanger Bassist in "Head & Bangers Meat The Marimba Madames"

The web helps you collect that which has already been collected.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.