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Nothing is faster than the speed of light.

To prove this to yourself, try opening the
refrigerator door before the light comes on.
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Crime of torture could only have been ordered by the president
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Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.