Plog PBrain More Peas Less Brains Keith's Korean Kousin

I come from a small town whose population never changed.  Each time
a woman got pregnant, someone left town.
		-- Michael Prichard

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.