Plog PBrain More Peas Less Brains Diet Book Author Advocates New 'No Food Diet'

When God endowed human beings with brains,
He did not intend to guarantee them.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.