Plog PBrain More Peas Less Brains Diet Book Author Advocates New 'No Food Diet'

The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

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