Plog PBrain More Peas Less Brains Batman or Chimp

People who have no faults are terrible;
there is no way of taking advantage of them.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.