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	After sifting through the overwritten remaining blocks of Luke's home
directory, Luke and PDP-1 sped away from /u/lars, across the surface of the
Winchester riding Luke's flying read/write head.  PDP-1 had Luke stop at the
edge of the cylinder overlooking /usr/spool/uucp.
	"Unix-to-Unix Copy Program;" said PDP-1.  "You will never find a more
wretched hive of bugs and flamers.  We must be cautious."
		-- DECWARS

Gallagher Brothers Nailed
Oasis star Noel Gallagher was assaulted by a fan who rushed the stage during a concert in Toronto. The band were mid-way through their headline set at the V Festival and performing the song Morning Glory when the man ran on from backstage and knocked Gallagher to the ground. Security guards wrestled the intruder to the floor and dragged him away, with brother Liam in pursuit.

The web helps you collect that which has already been collected.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.