"I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder
have included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products.
This technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's
reign. My carpet smells like piss, and I don't have a cat. Better go
by some more."
-- timw@zeb.USWest.COM
Gallagher Brothers Nailed
Oasis star Noel Gallagher was assaulted by a fan who rushed the stage during a concert in Toronto. The band were mid-way through their headline set at the V Festival and performing the song Morning Glory when the man ran on from backstage and knocked Gallagher to the ground. Security guards wrestled the intruder to the floor and dragged him away, with brother Liam in pursuit.
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